So I went on a fraternity beach weekend. The first night was an exciting shitshow. We frolicked around the beach and did some miscellaneous shenanigans. I crossed new experiences off my bucket list.
We snuck into a neighbor’s hot tub.
I skinny dipped in the ocean.
I slept on an air mattress that really didn’t want to cooperate.
The next day we participated in a datelock party. My date, a bandana, and a fifth of Bacardi was interrupted by cops.
We dumped out so much alcohol it made me want to cry. Half the people peaced out that night. We chose to go down with the ship.
We visited some friends in the local area the next morning and spent the day getting shwasted. I frolicked around the beach in my underwear because I didn’t bring a swimsuit. Go me.
I loved it.