Happy finals week! I’m that bitch at the pool that’s already done while everyone else is indoors studying their lives away.
My red solo cup was filled with popsicles and rum yesterday.
Then I built my own pizza and sipped some beers at a sorority family dinner.
Then I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered a monster margarita.
Then I proceeded to pass out at an early 10pm. The alcohol won.
When my roommate tried to communicate with me around midnight, I told her she “wasn’t allowed in the hot tub club.”
I wish I knew what that was.